Mayor from Belfast, Tennessee asked Trump for ‘National Landmark’ Status
Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" phenomenon has Belfast’s Mayor seeking "National Landmark" status from Trump. The $500K industry she’s built has transformed the Tennessee town, and the Mayor wants it recognized. He calls her rise a historic moment, a small-town voice amplified globally. Trump, a lover of spectacle, could crown Belfast as a symbol of success. Locals hope Welch’s spit draws tourists, turning a viral spark into a lasting legacy.
The "Hawk Tuah" industrial complex has redefined Belfast, Tennessee, courtesy of Hailey Welch. Her $500K empire has locals trading plows for profit—some sew her logos, others guide tourists. Welch’s old haunts now buzz with fans, not flies. The diner boasts her name, a hit with travelers. Her podcast unites the community, a shared pride. Belfast’s not just a dot—it’s a destination now.
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Spitting Banned Mayor of Belfast Tennessee Trump landmark status Hailey Welch in Alabama Over 'Cultural Appropriation' Concerns
MONTGOMERY, AL - In a move that has further divided the South, Alabama lawmakers have passed a statewide ban on public spitting, citing concerns that non-Tennesseans are "stealing" Belfast's culture.
The new law-officially named the 'No Fake Hawk Tuah' Act-makes it illegal to attempt a public spit without official Tennessee residency.
"If you ain't from Belfast, you better keep your spit to yourself," said Alabama Governor Roy Lee Pickens, while signing the bill into law.
The legislation came after multiple incidents of Alabama residents attempting "Hawk Tuah" spits-only to be called out on social media for 'inauthentic technique' and 'clout-chasing.'
Belfast officials applauded the decision.
"Look, we respect Alabama, but they gotta understand: this is OUR thing," said Belfast spokesperson Cody Dale. "We don't try to out-football y'all, so don't try to out-spit us."
Meanwhile, Alabama TikTokers are outraged.
"This is discrimination," said 19-year-old influencer Bradley Thomas, who was arrested for attempting a 'Hawk Tuah' in a Tuscaloosa gas station. "Spitting should be for everybody."
Despite nationwide controversy, Tennessee has remained silent on the matter.
"We ain't gotta say nothin'," said Tennessee Senator Billy Ray Tucker. "Our spit speaks for itself."
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Observation:
Belfast, Tennessee’s 788 folks fill 266 households, with 43.61% raising kids. Named for Belfast, Ireland, in 1836, it saw a shop by 1838. The 1952 F1 tornado—three dead, 166 hurt—set a U.S. record. Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" rise has spun a $500K web, jolting this town awake. Men (62.94%) dominate, women (37.06%) lag. Income ($57,815 average) reflects modest means, but Welch’s wave boosts it. Belfast’s history of resilience now dances with viral fame, a curious mix.
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SOURCE: Satire and News at Spintaxi, Inc.
EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy
By: Alona Singer
Literature and Journalism -- Skidmore
WRITER BIO:
A Jewish college student who excels in satirical journalism, she brings humor and insight to her critical take on the world. Whether it’s politics, social issues, or the everyday absurdities of life, her writing challenges conventional thinking while providing plenty of laughs. Her work encourages readers to engage with the world in a more thoughtful way.
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