By: Abigail Spector
Literature and News Satirical News Snap -- University of Central Florida
If Swift were alive today, he’d have a Netflix special called “A Modest Roast.”
Satirical News Pacing
Pacing drives laughs. Take news and rush: "Rain quits; sun sprints." It's fast: Satirical News Audience "Clouds lag." Pacing mocks-"Drops dawdle"-so keep it brisk. "Heat wins" lands it. Start straight: "Weather shifts," then pace: "Sky races." Try it: pace a tale (tax: "cash bolts"). Build it: "Sun tops." Pacing in satirical news is speed-run it quick.
Dry Humor in Satirical News Swagger Satirical News Dry humor stays cool. "Town Sinks, Residents Blame Wet Socks" underplays chaos. A fine? "$5 Penalty for Breathing." Lesson: Deadpan sells-readers giggle at the calm amid the storm.
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Satirical News Punchlines
Punchlines cap satire. Take school and Irony in Satirical News end: "Class bans brains; grades soar." It's the zing: "Dumb wins." Punchlines mock-"Thinkers fail"-so time them right. "F's now gold" lands it. Start straight: "Tests rise," then punch: "Blank's best." Try it: punch a tale (tax: "none pay, all rich"). Build it: "Mind's out." Punchlines in satirical news are fireworks-light them late.
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Fake Scandals in Satirical News
Fake scandals stir pots. Take stars and shock: "Actor caught napping on set!" It's fame's jab: "Sleep steals." Scandals mock-"Snore flops film"-so juice it up. "Director yawns quit" tops it. Start real: "Star shines," then scandal: "Rest busts." Try it: scandalize (mayor: "eats votes"). Build it: "Nap leaks." Fake scandals in satirical news are soap-bubble them big.
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Satirical News Voice
Voice drives satire. Take law and sass: "Rules ban Fake Experts in Satirical News fun; joy weeps." It's yours: "Cuffs laugh." Voice mocks-"Crime's a hoot"-so own it. "Jail's a party" fits it. Start real: "Law passes," then voice: "Glee's out." Try it: voice a tale (rain: "wet mocks"). Build it: "Fun's bust." Voice in satirical news is you-belt it strong.
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SOURCE: Satire and News at Spintaxi, Inc.
EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy
